Hit me up.

Why in gods name would you say that?
are you asking for someone to hit you?
do you like pain?
If someone was like on myspace or something, and said to me, "hit me up"
I'd whip out my super duper sweet as ninja skills, find out where they live,
buy a squeaky octopus toy from a pet shop, then cart wheel to where ever they were
and bash them with my squeaky octopus friend, who I named Frisky Legs.

This is the awkward conversation that follows:

"Why the hell did you do that?! what the hell's wrong with you??!!!! Argh, I'm bleeding?!"
"you told me to hit you up.."
"son of a duck!"

Epic fail.

Sometimes you just can't help but say, 'epic fail' when something happens.

even if someone like, dies because of it, you just can't help it.

"epic fail! xD"

I know, that I've had heaps of epic fails in my lifetime and I make fun of myself for it.

but when it comes to others..

they're not as cool.

like, one time at school, my friend tripped over and i just simply said in an amused voice "epic fail (:"

and she went all skitzy at me.

I mean, holy jizz.

"holy crap my legs have been cut off!"

"epic fail ^-^"

-_-

He only wants a freaking bowl of corn flakes!

why is fate so cruel.

theres really no way to explain this.

epic failure.

Yeah.. i've done this before.

fail whale.

-_-

Shake me like a British nanny.

As you should know, the baby from the TV hit Family Guy is named Stewie.
and theres always something I wanted to say about him..
His head.... IS HUGEEEEE!
I mean, its like someone acidentally chopped off his real head, put it in a freezer,
then took the brain and all that out of it and stuffed it into a football.
I mean, it even has the laces!

I know, in one of the episodes, they showed how his head got that way, but still. its pretty messed up.











As Stewie Griffin once proclaimed: "I'm going to kill you."


Nah, I'm joking, I'm joking... (:



o.o

are you bored?

because I am.
I'm so bored, I'm writing a blog, about being bored.
How boring. Dx
The internet can be a very exciting place. if you know how to use it.
blogging is fun, when you have something to write about.
hahaha, YOUTUBE SOLVES EVERYTHING!
I literally, would marry youtube if i could.
I'd never be bored, ever again :"D
The only real commitment would be to install java player :D
I bet If youtube were a guy, he'd be extremely attractive.
although, there are also some pretty ugly things on youtube... but hey.
everyones got a darkside..
even.... You. o.O

<which is the REAL youtube? o.o

ew. just plain ew.

lykkk, zomg, then he lyk lOoked @ m3, ndd I swear! $o lyk then we wlked dwn 2 da shopz n we were lyk $o ttlly aw3some!!!!!!! zi sw3ar! we r lyyk tha koolest kidz eva!!!!


if you ever talk to me like that, i swear i will punch you.
seriously, are you that lazy to even bother to spell right?
my god.
I feel so dirty for even writing like that just then.
I admit i did actually like to write like that, when i was like, 12.
that was a dark time of my life.
I am ashamed to say, that my own mother spells like that.
D'x

but still. bcoz u spell lyk dis, dsnt mean yur kool.



yuck. -.-

what the bum?

I'm sorry, but whenever I hear someone say that i crack up laughing (:
don't you hate it when someones talking to you about their dead relative or something,
and then your mind starts to drift
then all of a sudden you remember something really funny that happened the other day, then you burst out laughing?

"my mum died last night"
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
*sobs*

or when you're on msn, you've got like a billion conversations going on so you keep saying the wrong things to the wrong person, then you end up saying something embarrassing to the person you like?


And don't pretend it doesnt happen to you.
I know i'm not the only one o.o

this really, has nothing at all, to do with this blog.

why is it here you ask?

no one knows.

des and nate. i idolise you!

holy mother of sheep sex flavoured cheese!
If you have no clue who these people are, i don't suggest, i DEMAND that you go and search them up!
you wanna see the most awesome picture of thomas the tank engine ever drawn, by Destery?

<<It's beautiful(':





do it, view their entrancing videos if you like impolite spiders o.o
Do it if you want to be loved!

"You ever wonder why tansformers was so succesful? Half naked girls, slap stick comedy and gigantic ass robots. Some nerd somewhere has a boner." 

"alot of boys tell me my milkshake is better than yours, i could teach you. But, i have to charge. ...priceless."