Hit me up.

Why in gods name would you say that?
are you asking for someone to hit you?
do you like pain?
If someone was like on myspace or something, and said to me, "hit me up"
I'd whip out my super duper sweet as ninja skills, find out where they live,
buy a squeaky octopus toy from a pet shop, then cart wheel to where ever they were
and bash them with my squeaky octopus friend, who I named Frisky Legs.

This is the awkward conversation that follows:

"Why the hell did you do that?! what the hell's wrong with you??!!!! Argh, I'm bleeding?!"
"you told me to hit you up.."
"son of a duck!"

Epic fail.

Sometimes you just can't help but say, 'epic fail' when something happens.

even if someone like, dies because of it, you just can't help it.

"epic fail! xD"

I know, that I've had heaps of epic fails in my lifetime and I make fun of myself for it.

but when it comes to others..

they're not as cool.

like, one time at school, my friend tripped over and i just simply said in an amused voice "epic fail (:"

and she went all skitzy at me.

I mean, holy jizz.

"holy crap my legs have been cut off!"

"epic fail ^-^"

-_-

He only wants a freaking bowl of corn flakes!

why is fate so cruel.

theres really no way to explain this.

epic failure.

Yeah.. i've done this before.

fail whale.

-_-

Shake me like a British nanny.

As you should know, the baby from the TV hit Family Guy is named Stewie.
and theres always something I wanted to say about him..
His head.... IS HUGEEEEE!
I mean, its like someone acidentally chopped off his real head, put it in a freezer,
then took the brain and all that out of it and stuffed it into a football.
I mean, it even has the laces!

I know, in one of the episodes, they showed how his head got that way, but still. its pretty messed up.











As Stewie Griffin once proclaimed: "I'm going to kill you."


Nah, I'm joking, I'm joking... (:



o.o

are you bored?

because I am.
I'm so bored, I'm writing a blog, about being bored.
How boring. Dx
The internet can be a very exciting place. if you know how to use it.
blogging is fun, when you have something to write about.
hahaha, YOUTUBE SOLVES EVERYTHING!
I literally, would marry youtube if i could.
I'd never be bored, ever again :"D
The only real commitment would be to install java player :D
I bet If youtube were a guy, he'd be extremely attractive.
although, there are also some pretty ugly things on youtube... but hey.
everyones got a darkside..
even.... You. o.O

<which is the REAL youtube? o.o

ew. just plain ew.

lykkk, zomg, then he lyk lOoked @ m3, ndd I swear! $o lyk then we wlked dwn 2 da shopz n we were lyk $o ttlly aw3some!!!!!!! zi sw3ar! we r lyyk tha koolest kidz eva!!!!


if you ever talk to me like that, i swear i will punch you.
seriously, are you that lazy to even bother to spell right?
my god.
I feel so dirty for even writing like that just then.
I admit i did actually like to write like that, when i was like, 12.
that was a dark time of my life.
I am ashamed to say, that my own mother spells like that.
D'x

but still. bcoz u spell lyk dis, dsnt mean yur kool.



yuck. -.-

what the bum?

I'm sorry, but whenever I hear someone say that i crack up laughing (:
don't you hate it when someones talking to you about their dead relative or something,
and then your mind starts to drift
then all of a sudden you remember something really funny that happened the other day, then you burst out laughing?

"my mum died last night"
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
*sobs*

or when you're on msn, you've got like a billion conversations going on so you keep saying the wrong things to the wrong person, then you end up saying something embarrassing to the person you like?


And don't pretend it doesnt happen to you.
I know i'm not the only one o.o

this really, has nothing at all, to do with this blog.

why is it here you ask?

no one knows.

des and nate. i idolise you!

holy mother of sheep sex flavoured cheese!
If you have no clue who these people are, i don't suggest, i DEMAND that you go and search them up!
you wanna see the most awesome picture of thomas the tank engine ever drawn, by Destery?

<<It's beautiful(':





do it, view their entrancing videos if you like impolite spiders o.o
Do it if you want to be loved!

"You ever wonder why tansformers was so succesful? Half naked girls, slap stick comedy and gigantic ass robots. Some nerd somewhere has a boner." 

"alot of boys tell me my milkshake is better than yours, i could teach you. But, i have to charge. ...priceless."

Nintendo. holy jizz you're cool.

Remember back in the day when the most awesome gaming system was the nintendo 64?
and Mario was still in his glory days, racing little go carts around, saving his beloved peachy?
Don't get me wrong, I love all the new stuff like playing the wii. thats AWESOME! theres no annoying wire that some how gets all tangled around your legs, then when you go to untangle it you end up falling over and squishing your pet frog.
but the nintendo 64 is a classic.
I bet, right now, there are a whole lot of cool kids thinking "what a freaking nerd. I'm never ever visiting this blog again!"  good lord :O



well, i'll leave saying this: this game. 'banjo tooie' it was my child hood fantasy to own it. I'm now a teenager, I own that game, I have a life away from the computer, tv, and all gaming systems. but still, when I'm lazy, that game is the perfect solution, to get rid of my boredness.

we all knew this was coming.

lets face it.
secretly inside, we all wish to be one thing.
a ninja!
I mean, ninjas just basically reek of awesomeness.
You say you've never seen one?
exactly!
they're ninjas, the unseen awesome people everyones jealous of.
If you are a ninja, and you are reading this, i just want to say,
that you, my good friend, are AWESOME!
if you're not a ninja, you're still awesome, but you'd be awesomer, if you were a ninja :D

the annoying orange?

If you don't know what the annoying orange is, i suggest you go straight to youtube and search it.

I'll guarantee a reaction. might not be a good reaction, might not be a bad one. You may get hungry, or you may want to go squeeze an orange.

If you find a video of a sumo wrestler playing ping pong, you are on the wrong video.

If you find a video of a talking orange, i think you are on the right video.

I can honestly say, that I'm never going to look at oranges the same way ever again.

And I'm going to feel really guilty, whenever i eat fruit.

I be a monster hear me... squeak?

This site really doesnt have a purpose.
I get bored because i'm a lonely person )':
lame.
welcome to my blog spot :D
I'm basically just going to say anything and everything.
So this might get boring for you (':





I'll see you again. o.o